"Toilet Venus" is playfully named after a Velázquez painting. My version is filled with references to the history of Venus paintings (clam shells, cupid, mirrors, water, spring flowers, etc). But you don't have to be an art historian to enjoy this booty-ful piece of art.
I could ramble about this painting for hours (notice how the world reflected back at her doesn't necessarily resemble the world she inhabits? Or how the wonky perspective makes everything a little unsettling? THAT PANTY LINE!?) but mostly I just hope you like it and see something in it.
She's a big girl, painted on 30"x40" gallery wrapped canvas. It sticks out 1.5" from the wall and is finished around the edges with a wire on the back, so it doesn't need a frame. You can still bring it to any custom frame shop get a nice floating frame if you like.
If you're in the Calgary area, I will deliver her to you and send you a refund for the shipping cost. I might be able to swing delivery to Edmonton too. Otherwise I'll ship her safely in a fortress of cardboard and bubble wrap.
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